Bad Cheese

Today I made a simple salad and decided to add blue cheese (hmm...blue cheese). I had this costco tub of blue cheese that's been sitting in my fridge for about, hmm, two months now. I thought since blue cheese is already rotten, it shouldn't spoil. But was I wrong. Before splattering it all over my salad, I made sure to taste it first. I did, and boy, was it disgusting! It tasted like donkey ass, not that I've ever tasted donkey ass before, but my imagination says so. I quickly spitted the remaining donkey ass taste and gave myself a dose of gin. Good old Hendrick's Gin made everything all better!